PGA should pull the plug on Daly
Posted: Wednesday, March 12, 2008 2:06 PM
Isn’t it about time the PGA Tour pulled the plug on John Daly?
There has to be a last straw somewhere in the haystack of sins against the game of golf that Daly has accumulated. Why not the most recent one, today’s failure to answer the bell for the pro-am at Arnold Palmer’s tournament that led to an automatic DQ and also led to two alternates to the tournament losing their chance of playng?
I know he’s big with the fans, but so are the balloons in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, which Daly increasingly resembles. It’s easy to see why. He’s a beer-swilling, chain-smoking, serial-marrying, casino-haunting, junk-food-snarfing, grip-it-and-rip-it good old boy with an easy smile a who-gives-a-damn approach to life. In other words, he’s every guy you ever saw in a Bud Light commercial – with a hearty dose of Jackass thrown in.
Oh, yeah. He also hits the ball 100 miles.
The trouble is, the guy’s not a golfer, at least not in the professional sense. Unable to qualify for the Tour on his results, he relies on sponsors’ exemptions to get into tournaments, which is how he got into Arnie’s party. Then he rewards said sponsors by playing as if he can’t wait to get to the beer tent, which he can’t.
I’ve nothing against any of Daly’s vices, having tried most of them myself and found a number of them enjoyable. But at some point, if you want to be a professional anything, you have to make that a top priority in your life. On the list of Daly’s priorities, you’ve got to go to Page 3 to find golf.
He missed his tee time for the pro-am one day after his coach, Butch Harmon, fired himself, saying Daly’s more interested in beer and Hooters’ girls than he is in golf. You could only wonder why Harmon took so long to notice.
Daly may still sell some tickets and draw a gallery, but only as a sideshow freak. He’s long past the time when he has anything to contribute to the game.
The reason he’s still around, one assumes, is because he really comes off as a good guy and everybody wants him to do well. Everybody, that is, except him.
I don’t care if he goes to rehab and swears off Hooters. I don’t care if he keeps smoking and blows up to the size of that guy who needs a forklift and a flatbed truck to leave the house. As long as he shows respect for the game of golf, for his fellow competitors, and for the people who pay good money to see him actually give a damn, he can do whatever he wants in his own time.
He’s arguing that he had the wrong tee time for today’s tournament, which is why he missed it. He may be right. But it doesn’t matter. He’s run out of mulligans. It’s time for the PGA Tour to do what any other league would have done long ago: suspend him. And tell him not to come back unless he’s ready to actually compete.