Beckham is a soccer snoozer

j.r., las vegas nv — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:44:52 GMT

Please gime me a break. The guy played 21 minutes and you already ripping him and it's obvious from your comments that ur bias against soccer(football) but give the guy a chance and once he's healthy and playing 90 minutes then we will judge him accordingly. But for you to do so based on 21 minutes and him taking off his shirt is plain pathetic. Go ahead, watch Michelle Wie miss cuts. That sounds alot more fun, please!

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David Gould, Ketchikan, Alaska — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:46:58 GMT

Beckham has been at the top of his profession for the last 10 years, so to compare him to Michelle Wie is a little off. If soccer bores you so much then do us all a favor and stop writing about it.

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Gary Ricin — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:50:07 GMT

"But Americans who aren’t fans are going to turn to soccer games to see what all the hubbub is about, and they’re going to see fans cheering for a stubbly guy putting on his shirt, and shrieking with delight when he takes a corner kick."

That's more than enough action to entertain most American TV viewers/sportsfans.

Beckham seems like a really decent bloke, so I wouldn't criticise him peronally. But he's never been -- and never will be -- a truly world class footballer.

Also, there are many players already playing in the MLS who are better footballers than Beckham.

But, in the shadow of Barry Bonds' pharmo-record, can we ever truly believe that American sports fans care anything for talent and sporting ability?

How many linebackers do anything even vaguely interesting in an NFL game? And what's the difference between Donovan McNabb throwing one more horrible pass and any footballer passing a ball rather than scoring a goal?

Nobody can say that the NFL games leave anyone giddy with excitement (between constant stoppages and Viagra ads.)

Indeed, the major reason for the NFL's TV success (and that's the measure of success for sports in the US, not the actual number of people playing those sports, which is led by TA! DA! soccer.) is that most of an NFL team's positions can be comfortably filled by fat people, thus indulging the fantasies of the NFL's equally fat spectators that one day they, too could (or could have been) a pro "athlete."

And don't get me started with baseball. At least in soccer everyone keeps moving. In baseball the only things moving most of the time are the players saliva glands.

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Jamaal Adam, Edmonton, AB, Canada — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:10:23 GMT

Give the guy time to recouperate and stop berrating and belittling his impact. He did not ask for the attention. He is just getting it. Save your glib remarks until he gets well. If by then he does not play well, you are off the leash to bark and bite. For now, just muzzle mouth and choke your barks.

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Ryan Harrington, Lititz, PA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:18:11 GMT

Mike Celizic = Andy Rooney

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Rafael, Denver, CO — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:23:57 GMT

Nothing wrong with this piece. I am a soccer fan, and would like to see the domestic game improve. Everyone should watch the US/Mexico tourney, Superliga 2007, underway right now, that has shown the potential of what could and should become MLS play. That said Becks is the wrong superstar to bring to the USA. Instead, a ridculus amount of money should have brought Christian Ronaldo to L.A. that would put the MLS in national sports news, but not just for his good looks, but for stupifing moves that after seeing a few times, might just give a viewer reason to pause and watch next time the saw the L.A. kits on screen.

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Scott Hollander, Coral Springs, FL — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:32:30 GMT

Um, I read the article, and it is NOT an 'attack' on Mr. Beckham. The author admits to watching AND liking soccer...so what if David Beckham didn't 'ask' for the attention.....he's not out there telling the press to stop writing about him for every bowel movement he has either.

The author of the piece was attacking the PRESS <AP> for their inane coverage of Mr. Beckham, not his undeniable skills as a player.

Geez....read the text next time and stop letting emotions determine your responses.

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Dave Frederick 14 cristeen court lewes de 19958 — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:28:00 GMT

"Nicely Done!" Any sport where fans clap and yell 'Nicely done' and 'excellent cross' is just a step over from PoLo without the pony.

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Doug, LBG, NC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:23:12 GMT

I thought Becks elevated the level of play on the Galaxy side for the short time he was on the field. This shows great promise for the team and soccer in America. I hope our young players going to europe will come home after no more than 2 years and raise the level of play. But writers really do need to stop trashing the game, but at least that is publicity........

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Mark Walton, Santa Monica, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:56:54 GMT

Let's see...no sexual abuse allegations, obviously no steroids, no dog fighting, no murders, no drugs, no DUIs...no way this guy qualifies as an American sports hero. And, he can string together several complete sentences.

Mike, you and your ilk please just keep fawning over the juiced-up illiterate louts that pass for sportsmen in the US sports marketing machine. We'll find our own heroes now and I'm sure Beckham will be among them.

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Dan, Staunton Va — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:01:23 GMT

It's cool if you don't like soccer, but why do you have to try to ruin it for people who enjoy it. Even if Beckham turns out to be a bust, he's generated some interest in the MLS, which it needed. Funny that you don't find it "newsworthy," but wrote a column on it. Of course, I'm just insecure because I disagree with you, right?

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Paul, Burlington VT — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:10:56 GMT

American Football - plenty of stops in play to get that can of cheez wiz or Bud Lite.

American Baseball - you can get that Bud Lite or cheez wiz at any time because if you do miss something, the endless replays will cover it, giving illusion that there is "action" in the sport.

Soccer - No stops in play for the Nachos. TV hates it for the lack of commercial time.

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MJ, Beaumont, Tx — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:16:05 GMT

Becks is still not 100%. It is not his fault he is getting all this media coverage. He did some good things last night, and expect him to do more in the coming weeks. In any case, MLS has only been around 12 yrs. I think the league is leaps and bounds ahead of schedule compared to other leagues

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Jeff, Green Bay, WI — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:25:37 GMT

The world stopped when Michael Jordon returned to the game after his baseball fling. In fact, I believe his first at-bat in the minors was more chronicled than Beckham's entry into U.S. soccer.

Beckham has a hurt ankle and only played the last 20 minutes. What were you expecting? Three bicycle kick goals and a game victory? He's a big story. He's an incredible athlete. Let the man (and the sport) have a bit of publicity in this country. It will quickly fade back into obscurity again and you can go on writing about football holdouts and baseball strikes.

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Drew — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:45:34 GMT

Mr. Celizic, it's you who I think is insecure by having to blunt the effect of any anticipated criticism of this column by exclaiming that you know you're going to get "beat up" for it.

The bottom line is, you DON'T understand the game. And I'm not even a die-hard soccer/football fan. Beckham came into a game where he had shown deep frustration for his team not having performed well up to that point. He energized everyone in the stadium, and he actually did have some nice touches. He made an incredible pass from midfield to Landon Donovan, who was right outside the goalbox. It just so happens that Donovan was thwarted by the DC goalkeeper. I can go on, but the bottom line is, don't rip someone or something you're unfamiliar with. Give Beckham and soccer a chance.

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Phill, Denver, CO — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:51:49 GMT

I went to my first MLS game this year. After sitting through a 0-0 snoozer where there was one legitimate scoring chance, I realized I was right all along. This sport is terrible. Maybe I just don't understand all the details about what goes into a good game; then again, if it can't keep me and the other 18,000 people there awake (who were really only there to watch the fireworks),I don't want to.

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Laurie, St. Louis, MO — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:07:58 GMT

Becks is an exceptional role model - he is drug-free, polite, fit and athletic. If he encourages the youth of America to trade the chips, soda and video games for a game of soccer in the backyard, is that so bad? Besides, I have no problem paying to watch a handsome, ripped Beckham him remove his shirt in the rain. I certainly would not pay to watch you do that, Mike. Yikes!

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Hal, Lexington, KY — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:37:53 GMT

Don't blame soccer fans for this coverage, blame ESPN's decision to hype him to no end, to the point of fixing a camera on the bench and showing him either sitting or warming up on the sideline while the game is still going on! And also blame the infotainment media who cares more about hyping Beckham, the icon, rather than Beckham, the player.

He only played 20 minutes on a still healing ankle, but you could see him directing traffic in the midfield, he had a nice free kick to the near post that met its target, and he made some nice through passes that hadn't been seen the entire game from his team until he got in there.

Give the guy a break.

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Harry, Morris Plains, NJ — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:38:00 GMT

I am a soccer fan; I grew up playing soccer in the late 70’s & 80’s. I follow the Premier League matches when I’m in the UK and when I can find them over here, they are exciting matches. I watched the majority of the world cup. Needless to say I am a soccer fan.

With that said I completely agree with Mike, Beckham is completely over hyped. Yes Beckham is a legend and deserves the title as well. His record in the Premier League is incredible. He truly is the “Michael Jordan” of soccer (i.e. great talent, well marketed and good personality). However Beckham is on the down slope of his career, he was kicked off the UK national team last year. Real Madrid was delaying his contact renewal. He is not the same player as he was earlier in his career. He is equivalent to Michael Jordan during his Wizard days.

It’s obvious there is interest in seeing him play, but people’s attention span is short. If he doesn’t help generate some exciting soccer Americans’ will tune out professional soccer … again.

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Jon — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:38:39 GMT

Your commentary is a snoozer. Why shouldn't it make headlines. He is the biggest sports star in the world. Bigger then Michael Jordan ever was. And I am a Jordan fan.

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Lar, Fort Lauderdale, FL — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:05:27 GMT

Beckham is not only NOT the best player in the world, he's not even the best ENGLISH player!!

I would rate the top ten players in the world as:

1. Ronaldhino (Brazil, Barcelona)
2. Messi (Argentina, Barcelona)
3. Ronaldo, Chriatiano (Portugal, Manchester United)
4. Rooney (England, Manchester United)
5. Robinho (Brazil, Real Madrid)
6. Ballack (Gernamy, Chelsea)
7. Maldini (Italy, AC Milan)
8. Henry (France, Barcelona)
9. Drogba (Ghana, Chelsea)
10. Van Nistelrooy (Netherlands, Real Madrid)

In his era, Beckham played with better players (Roy Keane, Eric Cantona, Ryan Giggs at Manchester United, Zidane at Real Madrid, Owen and Rooney with England) and was only considered an average player on those teams. He disappointed on the national stage, never shone at the world cup, and was easily replaced by Manchester United.

He's only a brand. Nothing more.

If the US Soccer federation wants to promote the sport, bring some of the above players over!

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James, Nashua, NH — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:06:18 GMT

So many people quickly forget that Beckham has been voted the best soccer player in the WORLD in 1999 (and runner-up twice). This is the equivalent of A-Rod deciding to go play baseball 10 years from now for some second-rate league overseas. He doesn't need our approval. He's making an honest effort to bring talent to an otherwise talentless league, and hopefully other top stars from the big European clubs will follow. Americans won't embrace soccer until they have the best of the game in front of them, and not just one great player.

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J.Kaplan, New York — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:08:45 GMT

As I suspected, the subtle genius of a midfield playmaker like Beckham will be lost on the average American sports fan who only cares about big one-man plays like home runs and slam-dunks and trash-talking.
In his debut, Beckham quickly took control of his team from a central midfield position and looked dangerous each time one of his accurate and well-timed passes connected with one of his forwards. Throughout the media circus which was forced upon him Beckham, remains humble and grateful. A true sportsman. If you don't have the class to appreciate this, at least keep your negative comments to yourself and focus on Barry Bonds and other steroid monster athletes that will give you the type of sport you crave.

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KP, Seattle — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:41:29 GMT

Soccer is for little girls.

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Aliya, Northampton UK — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:43:57 GMT

I don't know why Americans are so adverse to this game. It really is a lot of fun. Beckham is an awesome asset. Its almost as though Americans feel if they don't have an upperhand in a sport, they put it down. Mind you, these are the same people who have world series baseball with only American teams. Whatever.

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Ralph, New York, NY — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:46:00 GMT

So these current headlines from ESPN.com are more exciting why? Three headlines are legal issues and the rest are basically useless. I guess Beckham should do steroids or stab someone? Then he'd be worthy of headlines? I personally would rather read a headline about a player getting on the field than read about all their legal troubles off the field.

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* Aaron says he might 'eventually' speak with Bonds
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Kevin, Alexandria, VA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:47:11 GMT

Isn't it funny that somebody can make a living commenting about commentators? It's not that you're wrong but what are you being paid for, exactly?

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Scott Bartels — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:47:22 GMT

You don't watch soccer for goals. Yes goals are nice, and they detrmine the outcome. But the sport, is broken down into plays within the game. Like cheering for the 1st down in footbal, or a powerplay in hockey.

Beckham, is envolved in certain plays within a game, and he does them quite well. I agree that the hype is way too much, but I am a soccer fan who never watched the MLS untill this week. Instead I watched the Eurpean Teams. Now, there are 2 high profile signings in the MLS (Juan Pablo Ángel - Red Bulls) and more to come.

So the circus created by your media peers is just something that we need to get through to help bring soccer to the American masses.

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J. Comeau, Halifax, NS, Canada — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:50:33 GMT

This article is more of a comment on the sad state of the media than it is about Beckham or soccer.

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Eden, Sacramento, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:54:01 GMT

Not a bad piece at all. I've been playing and watching the game for decades and we all know that American soccer is a peculiar beast. In other words, something exciting [e.g. goals] has to happen for people to get excited. That's why FIFA changed the rules on offsides being even. That said, Beckham's debut here has been a great big yawn. It will be interesting to see how he does when his foot gets better. Let's just hope the stands are still full by then.

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John Doe, Seattle, Wash. — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:54:55 GMT

Beckham is just the first of the international superstars to be imported to America. We Americans have a knack for buying everything that we want, and if Beckham starts playing like how he's paid, then MLS teams will want more international attention. But for now, the media should cut him some slack and understand he's coming off an injury, and LA is very keen on protecting their investment for the next 5 years. It would be a shame to have him injure his ankle again before he's able to play, just to satisfy an unwarranted media frenzy.

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David, New York, NY — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:56:47 GMT

Well, the only thing accurate about your column is the description: offbeat. Perhaps it should say, "off-base." Your account of Beckham's performance is clearly from someone who doesn't understand the game. Maybe you should have mentioned how the Galaxy instantly seemed more organized and composed the second Beckham stepped on the field, or the brilliant pass to Donovan, or the amazingly perfect kick to Pavon who couldn't put in the header. Those are the things that enable teams to get goals and prevent the opponent from scoring, and are just as crucial as the goal itself. Why not help educate people about the game and enlighten peolple about what to look for in a player, like the seemingly (to you) small things Beckham did yesterday, rather than rant about trivial things like you have? Could it be because you don't have to make any effort that way?

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Pat, San Diego, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:58:19 GMT

Good article, and I do agree that the Michelle Wie analogy is completley wrong. I do think you underestimate the American soccer fan though. This country (as a whole) has enough of an understanding of the game to appreciate outstanding midfield play without trying to convert the performance to fantasy type statistics. No one is going to be disappointed about the lack of hat tricks.

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Ken, Portland, Oregon — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:01:58 GMT

"If the ball doesn’t go into the goal, those curious fans aren’t going to appreciate that kind of thing. They’ll just scratch their heads and wonder what the heck all the fuss is about."

That's because most Americans are idiots.

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Aaron, Milwaukee, WI — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:04:07 GMT

Did you watch the 21 minutes he was in the game? L.A. had three excellent scoring chances that were blown by shoddy, rushed finishing (the main problem of the MLS). I'm just wondering who on the Galaxy is going to put the ball in the net. Could be a frustrating tenure in L.A. for Beckham.

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Ivan D. Ivanov, Tampa, Florida — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:05:54 GMT

This article is written by yet another ignorant hater. Soccer is on its way to a steady rise in popularity in the US. MLS is barely 12 years young. It will be more popular than NBA in about another 10-15 years. Beckham, although not a great player, bring s amuch needed boost to the league. The quality of MLS is improving and it is normal for those who despise the game to be afraid.
Why will soccer make it here? One simple reason: demographics: America is changing and Latinos will become more and more influential in the country.

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Bill — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:06:42 GMT

Regardless of the tone of the article, you know soccer is making inroads in the US when American sports writers finally use the word pitch instead of field.

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Pat Kutkey, Vancouver, Washington — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:07:48 GMT

I missed the game. I was busy watching paint dry.

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Charles, Houston, Tx — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:07:50 GMT

Beckham is a great player, I am a huge Manchester United fan, I did not want to see him leave and go to Real Madrid. Now in LA (the new jerseys look just like Real). He will amaze us when he does play a full 90 with his skill at set pieces. The Superliga has been a very entertaining tournament. I would like to see other clubs from other countries compete with the Mexican league teams and the MLS. Hopefully Beckham will be healthy so everyone can see what Spain and England will be missing.

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Sebastian, SF, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:09:16 GMT

Mike, if you knew anything about soccer, anything at all, you would know that what the Galaxy got David Beckham for, he did exactly that in those 21 minutes. He is one of the best set up guys on the planet. His free kick into the goal square would have been in the back of the net in England or Europe. But in the US, the skill (and the understanding) is lacking to the point that it was hardly noticed. That's why he was so peeved after the kick - he knows that if he was at Real Madrid or at Man U, that's a goal. If you don't know about the game, or don't like it, then don't write about it and move on.

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J. Padilla, Ft. Lauderdale, FL — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:13:45 GMT

Mike, in mentioning that you are "probably going to get beat up by true soccer fans for what you are saying" you are clearly confessing that you do not have the knowledge or understanding of the game of soccer. I mean no disrespect, but you are ignorant in writting about about something you have no idea about and as a journalist I think it's rather irresponsible of you to do so. If you understood the game at all, you would have noticed several things, for one the energy that was apparant at RFK from the sole presence of Beckham. Had no intentions of playing due to his injured ankle, despite of this he was taken up by the moment and made an appearance, for which the crowd went nuts about. All things considered, I feel he played very well for the few minutes that he was on the pitch. He made a few beautiful passes which gave us a glimpse of what is to come. Soccer is at a turning point in this country, become is one of many more international superstars that will be put out to pasture in the states and will draw our sport to the masses. This in combination with a strong American pool of talent, I strongly feel that people such as yourself are the ones that are truely insecure of what is to come in the next few years and are using your position to convince people otherwise.

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Gian ,passaic , New Jersey. — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:13:51 GMT

Please do not compare other sports to soccer .We all now by fact that soccer is by "far" the most popular and watch sport in the world .With no disrespect but can we compare the World series (baseball) with the World cup (soccer).The sport is growing ,no doubt,nobody will pay (invest)all those millions into a player like Beckham without expecting good results.Give soccer a chance or at least try.

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rilind, orlando, Florida — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:18:07 GMT

You're right. Beckham is long finished as a europian football player. The last time I saw him with Real Madrid, he really seemed like a 45 year old veteran. I can't believe, how they are paying him hundreds of millions of dollars just to have him here. I've really come to the conclusion that Beckham is another example that "looks and fame" matter more than the actual talent a sport man has to have nowadays. I think hollywood is taking over the American Soccer League which is not a good thing for the sport.

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qwqw — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:27:13 GMT

You should watch Michelle Wii because you know nothing about soccer. As far as soccer goes, scoring goals are important as players who create them...like in football defense is as important as offense or in baseball pitching is as hitting, got it?

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Chris, Los Angeles, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:27:45 GMT

From a non soccer point of view, bringing Becks is a great move, since most people on this side of the pond know very little about players on that side. Personally I would have loved for Henry to come over. But then again, not a lot of people would really care. Becks has the notariety, so he attracts people. Yet, still he has to produce to make the rest of the States which does not know anything about soccer like the beautiful game.

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txdog — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:28:51 GMT

Is Mike ragging on the super soccer star or the press who needed a story and thought to shove a big ole piece of nothing about soccer down out throats? Soccer fans seem a little touchy.

GO MIKE!!!

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SAJ, NY, NY — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:34:24 GMT

But you are missing the point. Soccer is a team game and it Beckham's contribution that is so important, when he is finally fit. We don't deride Reggie White or Lawrence Taylor because they did'nt score TD's. They contributed to the teams victories by being a part of the team. Oh and on the subject of his goals, I guess the one he scored from the halfway line was just one we can all forget about.

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deverton, NY, NY — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:35:23 GMT

Celizic is a never was. All of his articles have a negative tone to them and really he says nothing. I've tried to remove his articles from my personal msnbc page but they keep coming back. Mike you certainly look old enough why don't you do us all a favor and retire.

you have nothing worth reading to say anymore (not that I can confirm you ever did).

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Rick, Rochester NY — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:37:26 GMT

I am a soccer fan. A big one in fact. One that used to get irritated by articles like this. I don't think Beckham or the hype that surrounds him are what will bring Soccer to the forefront of sports. I don't any particular person will. Girls will come to games and watch on tv because he is cute, boys and men will tune in and show up to see if he can live up to the hype.

Soccer in the US has to keep doing what it has been doing. Improve the overall talent. Make the games exciting for the purist and the casual fan. Bring American soccer to the point where it can win championships outside of North and Central America.

I don't think the objective should be to make Soccer one of the three top American sports, it should be to make American Soccer one of the best soccer teams in the world. Its improving, but truthfully as much as a patriot as I am I will would still rather watch Mexican or South American Soccer than American.

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PP, San Diego, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:39:22 GMT

To compare beckham to Michelle Wie is ridiculous. Michelle Wie is a rookie who has yet to prove herself. Her buzz is because of her age and look so far. Beckham is also known for his look, but he hasn't come this far because of just his look. He was a legend at Man.U. and anyone who actually watch his game will know that while he's not the BEST player, he's a real player who play his heart out and actually make a difference on the field!

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Matt Denver CO — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:41:38 GMT

Umm...you went to the world cup? That is giving soccer a chance? Give me a break. I guess you like the scoring in basketball more? Your biased and a poor reporter.

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JP, Columbus, Ohio — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:41:57 GMT

this article is a joke. The guy obviously does not like NOR understand soccer at all. You don't have to score 3 goals to "do something". It's Beckham's presence in the game, it's what he does that sets up goals. Give him a full game, and I guarantee you that he will play a part in at least one of the galaxy's goals that WILL be scored...Until then, just go back to being fat and watching baseball!

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Didi Best, Los Angeles, California — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:42:09 GMT

I've been wondering when someone is going to notice that there's all this press about a guy who is doing NOTHING.

I'm so tired of hearing about him that I wish he would just go away.

Thanks for finally pointing out the obvious.

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chris, mpls, mn — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:47:00 GMT

seems like a fair piece, and i'm a soccer fan. beckham *did* ask for the attention when he signed the contract worth more than the rest of the MLS combined. and as for critics pointing out "he's only played 21 minutes - give him a break" that's the writer's point exactly: he's only played 21 minutes, give us a break until he does play 90 minutes. will he ever?

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Rocky Cole, Heber City, Utha — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:47:56 GMT

Beckham, who is recuperating from an injury and has a history of playing hurt to help his team, probably should not have played but did so anyway, when his team looked in trouble and was even a man down. I actually think you did not even watch the game since you missed most of the important things that happened in that loss. One other thing, no one in the world knows who you are compared to Beckham. The only reason many people are reading your column today is because you are writing about him. You should send him flowers.

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Vickie Hagan, Chattanooga, TN — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:52:59 GMT

Not that it matters in the overall scheme of things, but Beckham is a product of very successful PR. Soccer is a wonderful sport that I know little about. However, I have been given the understanding from more than one source that Beckham is a mediocre soccer player made into the superstar he is by his wife's star making machinery in operation when the Spice Girls were in swing.

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Ricci Teal — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:55:16 GMT

It is all marketing. My sport of choice is soccer, love the game, and defended it coming to the Rosebowl so far back, can't remember when now.

But this shameless extravagance on a player who is not all that great makes me sick! But that is typical western/American value-less and capitalistic obsession.

I'm with you Mike.

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Ryan, San Jose, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:55:19 GMT

You seem don't know very much about soccer. In Europe David Beckham is a very famous soccer player. Actually He is way beyond a soccer player, he is also a celebrity. Soccer is the world most popular sport; Even though he is now playing in the US, his fans from around the world still want to hear his news (ANY news about him).

I think the US especially MLS is very lucky for having David Beckham playing in this "tiny" league because he definitely will bring it to a different level.

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James Brown, Dallas, TX — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:56:54 GMT

You are correct. Soccer will always be a "niche sport" in this country and this effort at glamorizing it is just a sad day for the MLS.

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ravine, Chicago, Illinois — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:57:06 GMT

Open Mike is right! I mean, do you think Beckham came to the U.S to play soccer?? Just keep watching him from time to time, and you'll see what i'm talking about.

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Lester Minton — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:57:38 GMT

"Somebody throw some sawdust under that writer"...

If I had to draw anaolgies to Michelle Wie, I would probably cite Mike Celzic's "journalism", which, to be polite, I might call "a disgrace". When an athlete performs at a sub-par level, the failure is apparent to even casual spectators. I wish the same went for writing

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Steve, Los Angeles, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 16:59:27 GMT

This is an embarassing article. David Beckham is front page news because of the amount of money LA spent to bring him to the States and join the Galaxy, not to mention his decorated career. It's going to be a long time before any American team gets complete world notice, it's not going to happen immediately on his first game. And how is it a problem that he's more of a setter than a scorer? Everyone has their own specific assignment in soccer which makes it truly a team sport, the whole of which is greater than the sum of its parts. He'll do fine, just lighten up and enjoy the show.

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JC, Oakland, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:07:06 GMT

Beckham = overrated. He's over his prime, and even at his prime he wasn't as good as some of the other soccer greats (Ronaldinho, C.Ronaldo, etc.) I concur that the MLS should have tried to bring someone else, not Beckham.

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Jasper, Kansas City, MO/Dublin Ireland — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:07:57 GMT

Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Thierre Henry, Didier Drogba, Wayne Rooney and many others are much more exciting to watch than Beckham.

The fact is, soccer fans are sophisticated and aren't going to fall for star power. Everyone else might, for a short time, but they'll be bored if they don't understand the game. MLS has tried to imitate Pro Wrestling or Nascar and throw some character flare in to spice it up. What they don't get is that those sports need to be spiced up because the skill levels are relatively low compared to comparable sports. Soccer is one of the most skilled sports in the world...no spicing up necessary.

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Chris A. Minnesota — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:09:01 GMT

Any press is good press. The beautiful game can handle scrutiny and criticism. It is bigger than one talented player on a bad team (that is fortunate relegation does not exist). Keep writing about soccer! The fact Mr. Celizic took the time to be critical shows progress in the development of the professional game here in the States.

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Eric, Dalton, MA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:11:45 GMT

The author is not belittling or ripping on Beckham. He is not saying that he is a fraud cause he only played 21 minutes. He is saying that him playing 21 minutes doesn't deserve front page headlines... which it doesn't. Can anyone disagree with that? That it isn't an exciting sport story?

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Peter Matulich, Bellmore NY — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:19:14 GMT

Wie and Beckham in the same sentence? I mean talk about a reckless and uneducated comparison! This comparison is on on par with me dropping your name in the same sentence as Charles Dickens, fine that was harsh, my emotions got the better of me.

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Edward, Indianapolis, Indiana — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:20:34 GMT

He's playing in America because that is all he could get.

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Nick Young, Boston, MA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:20:57 GMT

Bringing David Beckham to Major League Soccer is like the Canadian Football League signing Peyton Manning or the Chinese professional basketball league wooing away LeBron James. No matter how you slice it, Beckham playing his first game, whether as a starter or substitute, is worthy of lead story status.

And the value of that lead story status for American soccer is, in my opinion, the ability to give occasional and willing fans, such as the author, an easily accessible oppurtunity to learn the ins and outs of the game and get past the only-goals-are-exciting mindset.

My hope is that as Major League Soccer grows and the U.S. National Teams fare well in World Cups, more people will be come to pick up on the subtleties that comprise the beautiful game. I thought Beckham's performance was admirable. Nursing an injury, with his team down a goal and a man, he entered the game and proceeded to give his team a chance.

So even if you didn't see it Mike, trust me, Beckham did more than just show up.

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Scott, Boston, MA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:23:31 GMT

"It used to be that you had to do something to merit a lead story on the sports page"

Thats pathetic that you say that, the guy has done plenty (on and off the field) to deserve front page news attention. If you think that the debut of one of the worlds biggest sports stars isn't worth making the headlines, you should not be writing about sports.

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Sergio, Montreal, QC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:23:51 GMT

I totally agree with you. I have been a soccer fan since I was a kid and my dad used to take me and my brother to the soccer games in my country of origin. Beckham has been blown out of proportion by the media and by the clubs he's been with because he sells a lot of jerseys. He is no ronaldinho nor messi. If the US soccer league wants to promote and establish itself as a reputable league within the US public it has to bring players that will recognized by their performance inside the field. I suggest people to follow fellow Colombian, Juan Pablo Angel, he is been scoring like no other and he is a wonderful player.

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Kobla, Washington, DC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:24:37 GMT

I think if the MLS is serious about elevating its play and profile in the world of football (not soccer) it wouldn't be at the feet of Beckham. The money spent on Beckham could have recruited 10 great players that could have been spread amongst at least 3 teams! This would create real synergy and competition but at the same time elevate the level of play. Who is really benefiting from Beckham apart from Beckahm?

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Luke Edwards, Washington, DC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:26:19 GMT

There are at least three legitimate reasons he has so much hype. Firstly, although not the best all-around soccer player in the world, he is a good player and perhaps the best striker of free kicks, corners, and early crosses in the world.

Secondly, he is perhaps the most recognizeable sports figure in the world (not necessarily in the U.S. though).

Thirdly, because he has decided to ply his trade in what the rest of the world considers to be a soccer back-water, a lot of people ar interested in seeing if he can raise the status of MLS.

And lastly, Mike did you actually watch the game? If not perhaps you save your criticism.

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Andy, Rochester NY — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:27:02 GMT

Just like everything else, Beckham is going to be alternately ridiculed and praised far too much. The truth is somewhere in the middle. He simply didn't play enough to warrant all of the attention he got for last night's game. However, his class on the pitch is obvious. The three or four times he touched the ball he managed to make things happen. Project that out over the course of a game or a season, and he will end up delivering. The writer clearly is on the "ridicule" end of the spectrum and is a bitter old grump. Step aside old man.

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David, San Jose, Ca — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:27:31 GMT

If you don't understand the game why are you writting about it?

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Sara M, Detroit — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:29:17 GMT

"What in the name of corner kicks is that all about? He can’t wear his jersey under his warm-up jacket? I should care whether he’s shaved or not? Is this a sport or a rock concert?"
Agreed...... but i dont think Lexi Lalas signed him for Modeling and I am sure he won't get away with again.

Side note: I agree with everyone else, don't write about something you cannot stand to watch - and please do some of us a favor - don't wait by the phone for your call.

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Marloow, San Fransisco, California — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:33:01 GMT

I agree with your assessment of Beckham's impact on the game. Even during his prime, he was, at best, a tier 2/3 soccer player...and was courted more for his looks, glamour than actually soccer-playing talent. Americans are so gullible and riduculously susceptible to being swayed by Beckham removing his warm-up jacket (during rain!), changing the color of his hair...attending glamorous hollywood parties etc. I firmly believe that soccer will not take hold in the US until it gets beyond the likes of Becks and Landon Donovan and the soccer mom crowd that look at soccer as a status symbol....A place to see and be seen...in that new SUV. Look to the likes of Adu and other inner city soccer players to do for US soccer what Michael Jordans, Alan Iverson, LaDanian Tomlinson and a host of other less priveleged youths did for the NBA, NFL, and MLB...Until then, we will be an-also run in international soccer tournaments and the graveyard for old has-been soccer players like Becks...

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Damon Fernandes, Takoma Park, MD — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:36:00 GMT

Anna Kournikova is one of the most celebrated tennis players in history. More people know her than know Graf and Seles, the best women players ever. But, Anna has never won a major - wait a minute - Anna has never won ANY tournament EVER. Unfortunately, sports are about the sport and sports are about the personalities that play the sport. Being a pompous soccer-hater is not cool. Beckham is still injured. He led his former team to a title in Spain (you know where that is, right?) He pulled off one of the greatest come-from-behind victories in the 1999 Champion League final. He will do incredible things; he's just injured. CHILL!

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steve — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:53:25 GMT

Points taken but soccer still is at the bottom of the barrell in U.S. sports, and most likely always will be. Americans want to see big scores and spectacular plays, not a bunch of sissy nannies kicking a ball at mid-court. Soccer is fine, it should just stay out of the US

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Drew, Tampa, FL — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:56:19 GMT

As predicted, all the hypersensitive soccer wonks freaked out over this piece. The gist of which is, Beckham has done nothing since coming to America and he gets headlines. The columnist thinks that is wrong. Just like he thinks it is wrong that Michelle Wie gets headlines without any accomlishment.
There is no need to defend soccer or David Beckham's past. This column is a condemnation of the American Sportwriting establishment and their infatuation with stardom, e.g., ESPN's recent horrific "Who's Now" segment, rather than accomlishment.

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Dee, Los Angeles, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:56:28 GMT

Hey c'mon. He is still very much injured! You can't expect him to score 3 goals in the space of 21 minutes. We need to give him some more time to recover. He is still a human being and you can not expect him to be on top of his game every weekend.

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Lou Dog, Tucson, AZ — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:00:46 GMT

You are right on! Beckham is a great soccer player, but, he's also past his prime. He had his great moments, and is basically out to pasture here in the US....where the media is fawning over his (and his stupid wife's) every move. YAWN. It's as boring as TO...he sucks but you'd think he was the best receiver in the NFL with all the attention he gets. He didn't do much last year, and won't every do much again.

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Yeah I said it. — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:01:14 GMT

Celizic you are a baseball fan and you are making your comments based off another writer's report of how the game went? What Beckham did was the equivalent to Tom Glavine coming off of the DL to pitch the 7th inning. That's it. It seems that your issues are with the writer and not with Beckham. Go back to watching juiced up Bonds and kissing the bum of an ineffective commissioner who's more worried about not stepping on the toes of his players instead of banning the lot of them for doing something as bad as Rose, Shoeless Joe, and that dumb jerk ref in the NBA. Because yes, juicing is the equivalent to point shaving and betting on your own games. Long live the Footy!

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Rob, State College PA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:01:42 GMT

These might be the funniest and most pathetic group of "fanboy" comments I have read on this site. Give it up soccer fans; your elitism doesn't play here in the States. Most of us grew up playing soccer at some point of our lives and then anyone that showed any athletic skill/talent shuffled to one of the "exciting" sports. That is the way it is and until someone figures out how to make the sport more exciting then watching grass grow-- the way it will be going forward. Beckham will be nothing more then a blip here in the States. Get over yourselves already and go watch some real football.

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Dave S, High Point, NC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:04:23 GMT

I don't think the writer of this article is truly criticizing Beckham as much as he is pointing out how ridiculous the media has been. Most people who know soccer (football)know what to expect from Beckham but the non soccer fans that tune in to see what the hype is about will be disappointed because they don't know anything about soccer. They will expect Beckham to be like Michael Jordan and be the leading scorer.

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j mullen peru, indiana — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:08:35 GMT

Another overpaid athlete who does nothing but draw attention to himself. He will not be the savior to soccer in America. Soccer will never be anymore popular than it is right now. I bet when it comes time to play for his home country, he will be injury free. The only reason so many people play soccer is so they do not have to watch it.

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Mark, Chapel Hill, NC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:09:24 GMT

Cristiano Ronaldo playing in the MLS?!? Hahaha...what a joke. Maybe in 15 years, but right now there's no reason why (arguably) the best player in the world, entering the prime of his career, would even entertain the idea. Beckham was once a world-class player, but his career is on the decline. That said, he is by far the best player MLS has right now.

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Richard Anderson, Edmond, OK — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:10:47 GMT

But yet here you are writing about both Beckham and Wie.

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Will Smith — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:13:40 GMT

"Also, there are many players already playing in the MLS who are better footballers than Beckham. "

Just not on the LA Galaxy (and that includes Landycakes). There's a reason the Richmond Kickers knocked them out of the Cup--they're a better team.

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Jon — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:13:46 GMT

This whole Beckham sensation has been sold for months, and then he arrives and....21 minutes?? That's it?? You soccer apologists need to wake up. It's not my fault he was lauded so highly, and he's not going to do jack. That's ESPN's & his publicist's fault. Don't make the reality T.V. shows, and talk about him every 5 seconds, if you don't want people to criticize him for not playing. It take's a big ego for him to think he can single handedly revive soccer in America.

Let's hope that ego doesn't bruise as easily as his ankle. BENCH IT LIKE BECKHAM!!

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Nathan, WA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:14:26 GMT

I played soccer as a youth and agree that it is pretty damn boring to watch. Though, it's really fun to participate in.

In addition, I recall seeing Beckham take and make a few great shots. I think he's pretty good. But, is he worth millions of dollars? Probably not.

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Jennifer, La Mirada, California — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:14:39 GMT

Part of what Beckham will bring to the game is more women who will watch soccer. His sheer looks will bring in more fans...so I have no problem with looking at his bare chest. Even if he doesn't score any goals it doesn't matter to me as long as I can watch him on the field. Soccer is truly an exciting sport and I thouroughly enjoy it, but from a woman's perspective, if I can see some eye candy, why not...he's worth the money. Oh yes, I also think he's a decent player.

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Chris Corso — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:17:29 GMT

So to recap the arguments made here:

1. Soccer in American has not "arrived" just because Beckham has come to the MLS

While I agree, nobody said it was supposed to. Not the MLS or the fans at least. It is only really ESPN and writers like you that are putting far too much emphasis on the arrival of one guy.

2. Beckham hasn't done anything useful and therefore you are uninterested in the sport and in Beckham. Plus, the Galaxy lost.

This is by far the most ridiculous point of your article. You are bashing the guy for not scoring or making something happen for the 15+ minutes he was on the field. You don't even mention the fact that he came on just after the Galaxy lost a man to go 10 versus 11. You also don't mention that he completely took control of his team once he stepped onto the pitch and set up three plays that could easily have been goals if his teammates were even slightly more competent.

3. If Beckham doesn't score goals, the casual viewer won't be interested.

This is probably true. But that same viewer probably wouldn't be captivated by anything less than complete and total domination of the league by Beckham. People who enjoy sports and enjoy competition will eventually make a decision on whether or not they like the game. Many already have. If they do decide they like the game, good for them. If not, they won't watch. The important thing is that the MLS is doing enough to make its fans happy and more and more people are starting to enjoy the product that they put out.

It is clear that you are upset about all of the hoopla surrounding Beckham which hasn't materialized into anything exciting on the field. I agree, but rather than bashing Beckham or the MLS, maybe you should point the finger at your own colleagues who are the culprits behind the over-exposure.

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Mike Doe, N. Myrtle Beach, SC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:17:45 GMT

soccer may be fun to play, but watching it is akin to watching paint dry. they can bring over all the washed up europeans they want, it won't change a thing. the idea that "becks" will somehow invigorate soccer in the US is about the same as troy aikman going to europe to make them fall in love with american football. plus, all this hoopla over his so-called beautiful wife - i could walk out on the beach right now and see five better looking women.

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thea schoonov er 602 W. Wate Wilton, Iowa 52778 — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:22:33 GMT

I am a soccer fan from way back, but the gae here is ruined for me by the announcers. They don't talk about the game, but analize con stantly. they could learn something from the Britsh and Mexican reporters

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Will Creedle, NYC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:28:11 GMT

I happen to love the MLS and have followed it since the incept. I think Beckham is a nice addition but he will never be the reason I go to a game. DC United is the reason I go.

"But you’re never going to convince America that soccer has arrived simply because Posh Spice’s husband was able to run about the pitch for 21 minutes."

Soccer has arrived because DC United has been averaging 20k in attendance without Sir David, superliga is a good tv draw, ESPN now pays to broadcast soccer, 7 soccer specific stadiums and an entire generation of kids have grown up supporting it. Nobody cares if you like it or not, or whether it'll be anything more than the #4 sport in the US. It's successful and a good product.
Soccer fans tag you because they wonder why hockey, as the former #4 sport never caught half the derision and scorn from sportswriters like you that soccer does. Why is that? An easy 4 columns? Red meat to the America #1 crowd? Lazy journalism?

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Herschel, Kansas City, MO — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:32:31 GMT

Stop beating up soccer. The sport is fine (most popular in the world I remind you); I'm sorry you don't get it. The problem is the MLS bringing the aging stars you not only are not at their prime but stunt the growth of US soccer. Guess who sits when we bring Beckham or Angel to the U.S.? The young budding star who will ride the bench 2 or 3 years without really learning anything. Bring the young stars from Latin America or Europe here to make us better. For the amount of money you pay Beckham you could have gotten almost anyone under the age of 30.

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Ron, Chicago, IL — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:33:00 GMT

Beckham is still a world-class footballer. It just so happens he is competing with one of the weakest sides in the MLS and he's not 100% yet -- the jury is still out!

I hope football improves in the US, but in the interim if you want to see some real football the English Premier League season begins this Saturday ...

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Denise Jackson Tempe, AZ — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:37:03 GMT

That was a brilliant OpEd piece. With OpEd being the operative word. It's an opinion. Atleast the author is making an attempt at understanding soccer. I just don't get it myself.

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A Walsh, Huntington Beach, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:39:03 GMT

Beckham who?

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Dan Haug, Pendleton, OR — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:40:39 GMT

Mike,
I often enjoy your columns, but wonder why you bothered to write this one, if not just to take a shot at soccer, or at Beckham.

Your critique seems disingenuous. There are plenty of examples in professional sports of players getting incredible hype before they do anything on the field (LeBron James, Brady Quinn, Ryan Leaf… etc.). This is not a “soccer” issue, as you seem to imply (the headline more than the story itself).

Also, as someone else already mentioned, comparing Beckham to Wei is asinine, and once again disingenuous. Beckham has been instrumental in helping Man U and Real Madrid to championships. He has captained his national team, and carried them to the 2002 world cup (with his stunning performance against Greece in qualifying).

A better analogy to Beckham would be if Peyton Manning led his team to a Super Bowl victory and then, two months later was starting for the Toronto Argonauts. Like it or not, that would be big news… for the same reasons this is.

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S.H. Mobile, AL — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:43:34 GMT

Your speaking of the same American public who made Reality television a category of programing? The same ones who'll watch anything that is in a headline. The difference between Pele and Beckham and America's love/hate of the game is that Pele was the best player in the world but he wasn't marketable. Beckham hardly breaks the 50 in the world these days, but he's about as marketable as they come.

Simply put, he will sell soccer for the next few years based on his looks alone. He'll also sell merchandise, and make stuff like speed stick and coke sell a bunch.

I hear that he's already been worth all the money that was spent. Think back to Roman times, gladiators, fill the seats with entertainment. Most people don't care about the final score, they want entertainment. Period.

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Matt, Los Angeles, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:44:53 GMT

Your article is horrible. You are just using Beckhams celebrity to get more readership. If you know nothing about soccer, as you admitted, why write about it? Let a professional do it. Meanwhile you can focus on retirement, where you belong.

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Jeff, Dallas, TX — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:45:58 GMT

Many disappointed fans in Frisco. Escalated prices for the Galaxy game and he was a no show. For someone who has been made out to be the coverboy for MLS it's been a huge dud.

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John Doe, Seattle, Wash — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:46:41 GMT

you wanted him to do something like take steroids to break old records? or raise dogs to kill each other?
and that NFL game was real exciting last night- who did you bet on?

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Charles — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:50:19 GMT

If you want to bash someone, bash "Pacman and Crew".
Beckman and his family look like very nice people
to me. Something that I do not see in the NBA,NFL,AFL
.

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MV — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:52:48 GMT

Mike, shut up and stop writing about soccer.

You probably just got paid writing this article. Guess what, you did get caught up in the Beckham hype and ended up making money over that guy - who actually can do something on the field while people like you are like parasites.

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Max L., Los Angeles — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:52:50 GMT

Who cares what this "giver of chances to soccer" writes. Football, I mean real football, not rugby-like game with cantaloupe-shaped ball, is the most popular sport on Earth with 1+ billion people in front of their TVs during the World Cup final. And David, maybe not the best, but very reputable representative of this beautiful game, who played in such giants like MU and RM, is bringing a piece of real football atmosphere not to some Middle-Eastern or Japanese league where many aging stars tend to go, where he could be an idol and where he could receive comparable paychecks, but to the boring MSL where he is doomed to get such articles from people who call football "a worthy sport". Many thanks to him for agreeing to such unthankful role.

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Rick Mundy Naples, FL — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:55:22 GMT

it is obvious that, by the fact that ALL (except this one) of the comments were pro-Beckham and pro-soccer, it means just one thing to me. The only reason I clicked on the headline to read the story was to see how many wrote in to tell us how much they hate the "game", but since every comment except mine was supportive it has to mean that soccer is so boring it isn't even enjoyable to make fun of it any more. Kind of like shooting fish in a barrel. Soccer sucks, but not very well. I'd rather watch snails race.

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Mike, N. Yarmouth, Maine — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:01:08 GMT

Mike Celzic is an awful sports writer. Beckham will bring value to MLS and hopefully foster greater roots for soccer in the USA. As for Michelle Wie, she is 17. She has made a # of poor decisions this year but time will tell what she bring to the LPGA tour. Mike, what you doing when you were 17?...Writing for your high school newspaper.

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Proud to be a Soccer Mom, Seattle, WA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:03:34 GMT

Alexi Lalas has the right idea, bring in someone with brand recognition to shine the spotlight back on the sport. I just hope that it isn't too little too late and that Beckham gets some attention for something other than his celebrity status.

I grew up in the days of the Tampa Bay Rowdies and the New York Astros with Pele. When it came time to play a sport in school, I played soccer. My daughter saw the Women's team lead by Mia Hamm, and she too wanted to play soccer. And even though, when he was a baby, we cheered Alexi, Cobi, Tony, Marcelo and the guys on as far as they could go during the 94 world cup, I can't get my 13 year old son to touch a soccer ball, a sport that he could and would be great at. No, he is the shortest boy in his grade and wants to play basketball because that is where all the glory is per the sports media machine.

If Beckham coming to America draws enough media attention to get the kids to play soccer, and the yound adults to watch it, it is all worth it.

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Stan Shmenge, Topeka, KS — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:03:51 GMT

Imagine having to read a front-page column slamming a mega-hyped new baseball import (like Dice K)--judging him on 10 so-so pitches after coming back from injury--written by some guy who knew next to nothing about the sport and had "been to a World Series" once....does that contextualize this enough for your old-white-guy brain to understand how ridiculous you sound?

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Ace — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:05:42 GMT

Did you even watch the game? Beckham completely changed the level of play when he took the field. The Galaxy did not impress during the first 69 minutes. And they were playing a man down after a red card that happened just before Beckham came in. But they were a completely different team for that last 21 minutes. It was exciting play. You say that all he did was make a few passes, but they were great passes that gave his team the chances they needed to not only tie but win. If you actually watched the game you would never be able to write an article like about the difference he made on the field. I'm not a big soccer fan but Beckham was fun to watch, and you should at least watch the game before writing this garbage.

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Martin Allen Tampa, Fl — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:06:50 GMT

Mike,
I agree with you 100%! I am so sick of people trying to force soccer down our throats, especially Madison Ave. It seems you can't watch TV anymore without an ad for whatever showing us some kids playing soccer. What's wrong with having kids playing good old American games in American TV ads?
How many professional soccer leagues have they tried to force on us over the years, only to have them all fail. Face it, in the States soccer is a niche sport, deal with it!

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Mike — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:07:21 GMT

FIRST: Mike Celizic don't watch if it upsets you that much. Personally I like the attention he brings to the sport. BTW there's a reason everyone is interested the guy's a proven star. So if you don't get that then do us all a favor and don't watch!.....SECOND to Gary Ricin: I played soccer for over 14 years and I love the sport. I also played American football and your comments concerning the NFL are way off. We all know the NFL is the most popular sport in America not the world and quite frankly we could care less. In fact many fans would prefer we not have exhibition games in Mexico London etc. We'd rather keep it here. The comment about fat people playing in the NFL shows your deep, deep lack of understanding of the game and it's skill positions. So please try to refrain making ignorant comments about a sport you obviously know nothing about. BTW I've heard plenty of fat ex soccer players say (after watching a match) "I could have done that". So your comments about the NFL and it's players were obviously biased.

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Holly, Kentucky — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:15:13 GMT

There's no way non-soccer fans could ever understand the draw of Beckham. Most people think he's some terrific goal scorer... which he is not. In this country, points are celebrated, rather than the ones who set up the points to happen. That's Becks. And, watching the MLS (and I am the biggest US soccer fan ever) is painful. My club kids could have played better than that game last night. The only help Becks will have is Donovan, and, well- they'll still end up in last place. Be glad the US even GOT Beckham. It would be like a middle school team getting Phil Jackson to come and coach... talent wasted.

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D.S. Williamson, Los Angeles, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:15:42 GMT

I have to agree wtih you. Beckham just isn't that interesting right now. Especially with everything going on in the NFL and us football fans getting ready for college football. I live in L.A. and I'm not really following what Beckham does.

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Justin, Las Vegas, NV — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:18:09 GMT

Mike, you really need to read what you write before posting it. Beckham is a legendary global sports figure who has been playing professionally for more than 15 years during which time he's won the Premiership (6 times), the FA Cup, Champions League and La Liga. He was also captain of England's national team for 58 World Cup matches. Him playing in America, or anywhere for that matter is a big deal. The MLS may just have a chance with his kind of star power, even if it doesn't work for you. Just come out and say what you're really thinking: that you wish you were as fit, successful and good looking as he is and that your wife was a smoking hot Spice Girl and get it over with.

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Soccer fan, Washington, DC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:34:28 GMT

First off, players often change into their game jerseys shortly before coming on, especially when it's raining out, for what I hope are obvious reasons. Second, you missed that within 10 minutes of coming on, playing a man down, on a suspect ankle in driving rain, he nearly put Landon Donovan through with a pinpoint ball from 50 yards. That's what Beckham can do. It was an exciting taste of things to come I think.

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M. Dublin, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:35:19 GMT

What happened to playing because you like it? Now it's playing because I get the money, fame, Nike adds, and don't forget the free stuff. I feel bad for the players on the team. They are left in the shadow because of a man who only playes 21 mintues. Beck's should have not played with his with his other team for fear of getting injured. Oops...to late he alrady did.

But let's all give Becks a chance and see what he can do. Acutally it should be let's see what the team can do.

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Joe Carolan — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:36:33 GMT

I have never read your page before and I have to that I really enjoyed it. I like you "no bull" approach. I am european and quite familiar with soccer and Beckham. Anyone who knows soccer knows that David Beckham was not brought to LA to win anything other than some new interest in the sport. He's not really an elite player and never has been. He's a good soccer player who has made the most of his soccer talents and then some. Soccer is a business like all major sports and Beckham has benefitted from his good looks and charm as much as his soccer ability since he can sell almost anything. I'd be willing to bet that the LA Galaxy sell more jerseys than any other U.S. soccer team. Bottom line is that Beckham will bring money and attention to the sport in the U.S. for a while and hopefully maintain some interest long enough to have a lasting effect. Let's face it. Most people have favorite sports based on the athletes personalities so it's a matter getting people interested in the players as much as the sport.

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Frank, Cherry Hill, NJ — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:38:03 GMT

Give me a break Mike. Write about stuff you actually know about. As far as I can tell, this is an article about an article about an event you didn't even witness. And you can identify with soccer fans because you watched the whole final of the last world cup? That's like watching the last game of World Series and calling yourself a baseball fan.

What exactly would you do if you were a marketing exec at MLS? Oh, I forgot, you don't actually have to DO anything - just criticize what everybody else does. Congrats on a job well done.

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SoccerFan4life — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:43:26 GMT

Yes I am going to chew your head off for blaming Beckham, not because you don't understand soccer or anything like that. Beckham didn't interview himself and he sure didn't write up the story for whatever newspaper decided to write about him. Beckham didn't do anything wrong, it was the reporter and writer who made a big hoopla about what he did that is to blame....oh and also the morons that shelled out that kind of dough to get him. Also remember one thing, it takes time for someone to change from one system or style of play to another. He came from the spanish league, quite different from the MLS.

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John — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:44:57 GMT

I think what Beckham brings to the MLS is a certain level of professionalism and class. He stepped on the field and changed the game. Calmed the play down and help setup a series of plays that nearly led to goals. The MLS needs to not just interest new fans but former players who are as interested in the MLS as they are their local adult league--at times maybe more interested in the adult league since they play in it.

With Beckham and more players like him, the MLS raises the level, gets more former players and their families to watch. It will take time to build a solid league, and bringing in a few key players like Blanco and Beckham the league gets a good boost. I think Beckham's ability to make great passes and settle play will entice more players to play that way and raise their game when they play against him.

As far as the Beckham show and Posh, I think they can laugh at themselves and then if Beckham shows up to play he will have a good run in the league: http://www.soccer-training-info.com/ali_g_interviews_beckhams.asp.

Teams like Houston are the ones to watch though--they're slowing building a good following and style.

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Lenny, Cary, NC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:46:59 GMT

Ah the ramblings of a tired old man. "And the problem remains that he isn’t a guy who puts the ball in the net a lot. He’s a guy who sets up goals." So, John Stockton was not fun to watch dishing to Malone all those years. So, you don't see the value of someone grounding out to the right side of the infield to advance the runner to third. So, Wayne Gretzkey was "The Great One" for all his goals - forget those "unglamorous" assists. So, Dan Dierdorf, Willie Roaf, and the like are useless pawns of football who should not be celebrated.

Beckham is not the greatest player in the world. But, he is by far the highest profile player to play for the MLS. The excitement is natural as it would be if Shaq decided (in 3 years) to go play for the Benetton Treviso of Italian Basketball. Would he be the best player in the world? No. But he would be their highest profile addition that would certainly build up excitement in Italy.

Face it - your lame caveat of "Soccer fans are going to beat me up for this, and they’re welcome to do so, if that will help their insecurities" followed by your sophomoric arguments do nothing but prove your idiocy. As for watching the World Cup - yippee! So did my 3 year old daughter - and it didn't help her appreciate or understand it any better.

Continue to write, but stick to things you understand - because based upon your comments, you cannot objectively write about things you do not like nor are unwilling to understand.

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andrew, marblehead, MA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:55:14 GMT

Your comments show ignorance. He's one of the best players EVER. It's nothing to do with Posh Spice (though US Media, as always, have gone to the lowest common denominator - just like you.) He pulled Real Madrid through to win their league. Is/was a great England player - and your jealousy of his virtuosity really is what your pathetic story is all about. Your story is about you, not Beckham. I'm not a special fan of his, but I know what's good. You'll have to live, and hopefully, learn.

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Kay Harper, Oklahoma City, OK — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:57:28 GMT

When college fooball starts there might be a drop in pro soccer interest. For example, USC and UCLA football game day. Is all the hipe really about "Posh Spice"? Will Becks need to take his shirt off a lot more and play more than 21 minutes to keep fan interest? Hmmmmm. Good article. Thanks.

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Rose, Seattle, Wash. — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 19:59:24 GMT

I think Mike's point is that all this hoopla is crazy. There's no reason to chronicle his every move on and off the field. Let him start playing and then we'll see if he's any good. It should be about performance on the field, not whether he shaves or not.

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Roberto, Fort Worth, Texas — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:06:35 GMT

Your tread is a reflection of how little you know about soccer..."If the ball doesn’t go into the goal, those curious fans aren’t going to appreciate that kind of thing" Give US soccer fans more credit.
They know the game better then you think. Why don't you switch your commentary to basketball and tell the fans to only watch the last 5 minutes.

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T-BONE — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:09:42 GMT

Damn Straight Mike! Thank you so much for taking this guy down a bit. I have many friends who love the sport but I honestly cannot see a bunch of guys running around all nimbly bimbly around a gigantic field, getting a whole lot of nothing done. I think that until soccer decides to make something happen with the scoring, it will never be an American favorite. And whats with the constant falling down and crying bit.
Not to say I havnt tried to watch, but everytime anyone touches each other on the field I have to turn it off, looks way too much like a soap opera for me to watch, and continue respecting myself.

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Kristen, Portsmouth, Ohio — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:16:04 GMT

I personally don't care what Beckham does as long as I get to look at him, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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FRed Fitzsimmons, Elgin, Texas — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:18:39 GMT

This guy is a loser. So are the LA people who signed him up. The only winner is Real Madrid. They knew that this brit is not a worth an euro..

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Andy, London, UK — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:30:48 GMT

I can't really comment on all the Beckham hype going on over there at the moment, but I've just read this article and I can't believe there is actually a debate over whether Beckham is a quality soccer player or not. Look at the evidence...

Runner up for FIFA World Player of the Year (twice!), three world cups (scoring in all three), UEFA Champions League winner, seven times winner of the two toughest leagues in Europe (and probably the world). Even at 32 you only need to read reviews of his performances over the last 6 months with Real Madrid to see he is quality.

I also agree that Cristiano Ronaldo is an amazing player, however at 22 no amount of money will bring him to the US. However, if Beckham is successful in building the profile of the MLS then maybe in a few years the league will start attracting young players of the quality of Ronaldo. And I sincerely hope it does.

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T-bag — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:33:22 GMT

I like how the first two comments were predicted by the author. lolz

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Brian Miller — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:47:26 GMT

What as opposed to all the hype TO got last year on Dallas for dropping the most balls in the NFL?

Is it possible that older sportswriters only refuse to buy the hype in sports they don't care to write about, e.g. soccer. Seems a lot of writers bought the Wie hype for a long time, so why not give Beckham a full game before you trash him. After all, he did help Real Madrid win this year, so he's not that bad!

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JKR, Washington DC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:50:02 GMT

Why don't you write something when you have something intelligent to say. I'll be watching soccer. Let us know...

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Jack Urso — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:50:40 GMT

I am a HUGE soccar fan, but the whole Beckham thing is a farce. All the PR has been about him and his wife's celebrity NOT his ability to play soccar. If it was we'd be hearing more about his stats then his wife's dress size. Don't believe me? Ask 10 people in America what Posh Spice's dress size is and who David Beckham has played before coming to America...guess which question they answer correctly?

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Me, Here — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:53:10 GMT

Why allow so few comments? That's ridiculous

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bb — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:57:44 GMT

Well written and put. Beckham might be a really good person, but so far he's shown nothing at all, and really is famous for being famous. For this writer to actually come out and say it is a good sign, showing that maybe like I, not all people are prone to swooning over someone unless they've actually done something worth swooning over.

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The Sanity Inspector — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:04:00 GMT

Not a soccer fan. No offence to Beckham or other fans, but it's a shapeless, formless, scurrying back and forth game, with a score once every blue moon. Too much like real life!

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sam, los angeles, ca — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:10:23 GMT

mike celizic is a hack. you want a great sports blog, read bill simmons.

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Rich, Fort Worth, Texas — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:19:13 GMT

I am glad some one is actually taking a crack at the guy. The media's take on him and his wife, are just like how the AP wrote about it.

Come on now; he joined the team but cannot travel with said team when he is 'hurt'? If he was really here to help the sport, he would have shown up to the games he wasn't scheduled to play at, meeting the crowd, signing autographs, touching a ball on occasion.

The media is out of control.

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Al Boden — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:27:46 GMT

You can always tell when a sports writer hasn't had a lot of opportunity to play what he writes about. Soccer really is a beautiful game, but it's also a game that's difficult to appreciate unless you've had a lot of experience on the field. It'll take another generation of Americans to really understand that and appreciate the game for what it is.

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James Brown — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:29:30 GMT

"...he didn't ask for the attention" WHAT! He and his wife do everything humanly possible to STAY IN the lime light. I'll bet once he's forced to retire...he'll be begging for bits in one of those lame reality shows. Please!

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sds — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:30:01 GMT

" Instead, a ridculus amount of money should have brought Christian Ronaldo to L.A"

u must be kidding me. Christian Ronaldo will not come in US for any money. I am sure he has already refused such transfer log time ago. He might come to US when he got old and cant play anymore. Thats what happened to all soccer players that came from Europe to US.

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Nigel Satherswath — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:30:01 GMT

Geez, where to start... there's just so many flaws in your reasoning I can hardly blame you for your conclusions.

Then I looked at your bio..., "MSNBC.com contributor Mike Celizic provides his unique slant as he takes an offbeat look into the world of sports beyond the box scores."

Ahh, so your one of those Ann Coulter/Tucker Carlson types who gets paid to say ridiculous stuff in hopes it will incite readers to respond. Will I ain't falling for it, Bell-End.

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Bruce Halliday Lincoln, RI — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:32:07 GMT

I am a huge soccer fan! My children played, I coached and to this day enjoy World Cup and Under 20 World Cup, British League, ... You get the picture! I shouldn't be, but am amazed at the United States! My birth place and home! Soccer is a Team sport. Beckman is only going to be as good as his TEAM! Beckman in my opinion is highley overrated and he is so smart to use the stupid Americans to become the wealthiest soccer player in the history of the sport! Shame on us thinking one man will change attitudes towards a game that the US has never taken to until a young lady tore off her jersey after they won the World Cup! But since that is not on again, pass the fritos and let's watch a rerun of Law & Order! By the way, other then Ms. Hamm, can any of you "Yahoos" name another player from that team? Thought not! Bozos!

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Jam Wheeler, Cove, Pa — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:35:15 GMT

Wow. Beckham/Soccer fans are touchy!

I think people are missing the point of this piece. It wasn't about bashing Beckham or soccer but instead questioning the big deal made over his first 21 uneventful minutes. It was a top story all over today and frankly... what's the big deal?

People can bash football, baseball and all the 'other' popular American sports but there is a reason they are popular. People want to watch them. Plain and simple.

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james lee — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:37:14 GMT

This is a horribly stupid question, but open mike does "All comments must be approved before appearing in the thread; time and space constraints prevent all comments from appearing. We will only approve comments that are directly related to the blog, use appropriate language and are not attacking the comments of others" not indicate a lack of an open mike? A more truthful description would be "not open mike"

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Al Boden, Portland, Oregon — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:41:15 GMT

You can always tell when a sports writer hasn't had a lot of opportunity to play the game he's written about. Soccer really is a beautiful game, but it's also a game that's difficult to fully appreciate without having had a lot of experience "on the field". It'll take another generation of Americans to really understand that, and appreciate the game for what it is.

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CJ Zani — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:54:32 GMT

Mike - you remind me of the mentality the US had back in 1994 - when the World Cup was in you're very back yard. It's this same mentality that is obviously drafted in your so-called editorial. For a journalist, I'm actually sort of taken aback by the shoddy writing. You're basing one man's career within a 20-minute window. Seriously. Just because Beckham didn't do some crazy bicycle kick and score three goals in the game - you automatically crucify him. Your ignorance for the game is apparent. Your lack of research and sort of snooty attitude is an exact reflection on most of the sports writers in the United States. Beckham isn't God. He's taken a risk, leaving a league that adored him, where he could have continued to stay in the lime-light of European and World Soccer/Football - but he chose to come to America. Not to bury himself as a mediocre player amongst other mediocre players... but to give the most watched single sport a chance in the USA. Perhaps you should continue writing about Women's Golf... since that tends to be your main focus of attention at this time anyway.

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Bobby Charlton,Manchester UK — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:59:33 GMT

Interesting reading your comments on Becks...I am a lifelong MAN UNITED fan living in Manchester and have seen him play live more times than i care to mention.Watching yesterday evening was a little uncomfortable and this wasn`t altogether Beck`s fault.Beckham cam what`s that all about,i`m sure i was not the only English viewer cringing everytime we watched him have a sip of drink,then another and maybe given time actually finish a cup.Though seriously Beckham to us Man United fans will always remain that young lad who wanted to play for us,managed to make that dream come true and ultimately played his best football for us.Good luck to him in the US...i`m sure he`ll need it but at least he doesn`t have to pick the ball up to control it

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Rational Thinker, Seen both worlds. — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:06:26 GMT

Now that the author has taken a swipe at soccer I guess I should give him a piece or two of my mind about 'their football' and how it fares against the real football (soccer). In the real sense this game IS FOOTball, because it is played by mostly kicking the ball, and NOT by throwing by hand, catching it or running holding it. And it is the game for real people, and common people, who sweat out for 90 minutes straight. (Just look at how popular this game is getting among school-going kids.)It is not some overly hyped one man show created for enactment between commercial breaks. There is more involvement by everybody in the TEAM, than the domination by one guy who throws the ball being protected by half dozen 300lb fat-a$$es, who otherwise, as in, in real world are as good as disabled creatures with some serious health problems. Ask your best players -- quarterbacks, runningbacks & safeties (I am not even talking about linesmen) to be on the field for 90 minutes without substitutions, timeouts, official review timeouts, injury timeouts and heaven's sake commercial breaks... If at least 10% of them survive a season then we will continue the argument. Deal?

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Matt, Washington DC — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:13:08 GMT

I was at the game Thursday and I love football (soccer) - the place was electric and it was the first sellout at RFK for DC united in years - it was a great game and EVERYONE came to see Becks. If you ask me, he's done plenty already.

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Jethro Bodean — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:23:13 GMT

What L.A. should do if they want to evoke interest in their boring soccer team is to pay Posh 10 Mil/Year to be the lone cheerleader on the game sidelines. THAT would do it!

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Stooge — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:45:54 GMT

I hear cricket is beginning to make its way up the popularity charts. Can't wait to sport my favorite cricket throw back! We need the NFL & NBA now!

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Orlando Beverly Hills, CA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:46:37 GMT

Do you not know Beckham is injured, ignorant you? At least mention it. I do expect more from MSNBC.

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Tim, Houston, Texas — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:48:05 GMT

Star power leads to TV money, then more qualified and stupifying stars will come.

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John Dell, Seattle, Wash — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:51:37 GMT

I agree with you on how soccer will never been famous in America even if Beckham is here. I am a soccer and fan and love playing the game, but America will never truly understand it. Beckham will never change anything. BEckham is beter off in REal MAdrid than on MLS teams. MLS is just not fun to watch. ITs boring. But I must admit it will be fun to see what Beckham has under his cleats to show for America. BEckham is very talented and will be a huge improvement for Galaxy.

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Larry, Savannah, GA — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:53:37 GMT

Although I am a huge soccer fan (sorry, folks. I was born in and currently reside in the South East, so I still can't call it football), I completely agree with Mike's piece. His thesis isn't that "soccer stinks" or even that "Beckham stinks" -- his criticism lies primarily with the sports media's coverage of the Beckham era in L.A. I hope that David does salvage the sport but, until he actually <i>does</i> something in the MLS, don't laud him with unearned praise. Truthfully, why didn't Landon Donovan (or even Ty Harden) get the same praise for simply taking the field?

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j Lee — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:00:08 GMT

Do not worry. Soccer does not need American fans. The world is the fan base, more than all the American sports combined. The world does not a give a rat's ass about American soccer. According to people outside US, most of them think that US will ruin soccer. They believe that FIFA is better off without Americans. As for your fan contribution or displeasure for soccer, NOBODY cares. Hope to clarify your importance within the Sccer World.

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Arakdy — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:00:30 GMT

am I the only one that think Beckham sucks??? C'mon people, he sucks, sucks, and sucks. He's old, out of shape, and bent.

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Nate — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:24:14 GMT

Hey Gary, I am sorry to say that your description of football is way off. Football isn't about fat guys going into jerseys to make everyday people think they can play. First of all, any sport is extrememely difficult to play in the professionals. If it was all you say it is, why arent you out there playing and making millions? Football is about the American determination that shaped this country. Sure you dont have to prance around for 45 minutes at a time, but you do have to have to sprint for a 99 yard touchdown run after getting hit by guys like Brian Urlacher. If i saw Ronaldo or whoever do that, maybe I would give a damn about American soccer. There is no toughness factor in soccer. I have seen so many fake injuries and girly cringes that it makes me sick. Men should not cry on the field if they slip over ones foot. Maybe that is why Americans dont appreciate it. Americans like tough guys who are willing to put it all on the line(Brett Favre--the original iron man). And when I see a soccer player bench 225 43 times, or squat over 800 lbs., I will watch all of his matches and go to the game naked.

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S.R Bordeaux - France — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 23:40:39 GMT

Actually, this article is not directed against Beckham (or just a wee bit with the jersey story) but more at those who are building the hype and who, even remotely observing, appears to lack clearly of any understanding of the sport. While not a big fan of Beckham, he's pretty good at what he's supposed to do which does not equals to running around doing spectacular moves and netting loads of goals but setting goals, that is getting himself & the ball at the right place and the right moment so that others can score. Reporting on how he put on his shirt and made a few runs on the field won't help newcomers understand that. With all that's being said, they are more likely to expect him to stroll through the opposition's defense and show off some classy finishing moves. The author is right. They'll be disapointed.

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charlie, denver co — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:02:30 GMT

If he makes as much as "a-rod", then maybe he should be scrutinized/criticized, booed, cheered, jeered like "a-rod" And if he doesn't play, is he worth the salary??? As long as he fills stadiums..., but if taking off his shirt is what sells tickets, then a soccer field is the wrong venue.

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Max Power, Soccer USA — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:11:36 GMT

What an absolutely clueless cretin you are. Are they letting anybody write sports articles these days?

Perhaps if you had a modicum of a point I could take this flimsy excuse for an article somewhat seriously, but your blatant anti-soccer bias is a bit hard to look past. The man has played in one competitive game since moving here, yet you feel you've seen enough to form your blinkered opinion? Get a clue before spouting nonsensical rubbish next time.

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Miles, Pasadena, CA — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:14:03 GMT

Beckham's a shadow of his former self (and wasn't even one of the top ten players in the world at the time). The real story here is his incredible good fortune in signing a massive multi-year contract after his professional athletic career has essentially ended. The Galaxy are paying him for his celebrity not his skill, and that to me is disgusting as a fan of good soccer. MLS is finally becoming a world-class league with solid players, and the management goes and makes a move that looks like pure desparation. If you want to really spice up the MLS, throw some money at Tevez. If you want publicity, put Justin Timberlake in goal.

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Luke, San Juan Capistrano, Ca — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:23:02 GMT

Beckham played well for those 21 minutes, including a 50-yard ball that almost got Donovan an easy goal, if not for a fantastic save by Perkins at the corner of the box. It was sublime.
However, I, too, wish he had done something like what he did at Real Madrid, scoring 3 minutes into his first contest.

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Matt, Phoenix, AZ — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:25:51 GMT

Did any of the commenters here besides Rafael read the entire article? He's not knocking Beckham's ability or soccer as a sport, he's ripping the media for giving so much coverage to a guy who hasn't done anything yet. Try reading some..

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Al Dameron, Tehachapi , California — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:40:11 GMT

I'm a big soccer fan and have been almost all of my life, but I agree with you. Come on Becks what have you done for us lately? All soccer fans want to see Beckham succeed, but all the hala-baloo is a little over the top, until he actually does something.

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e.g tampa ,fl — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:54:41 GMT

I agree with gary ,Beckham was never a world class player and never will be ,i personally don't think he represent soccer truly and passionately which makes soccer different than many other sports.Soccer is a passion,love of color of your team ,it's so sad that L.A Galaxy couldn't come up with other names other than almost retired Beckham ,they could of bring ten dynamic european players which would of represent ,demonstrate what is soccer all about... Good luck US soccer ,learn from your mistakes..

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oladipot, New York, NY — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 00:59:11 GMT

Hey open Mike, I am a big soccer fan and active player too. Your point is well taken.It's all about promotions/money. No one bends the ball like Roberto Carlos of Brazil and Beckham will not even be on my or anyone who plays soccer top 20 list. At his peak, years ago, may be #19.

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Ben Stakely, Montgomery, AL — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:13:56 GMT

I'm am completely puzzled by all the hoopla over this guy. He appears to be a scrawny little bloke with a bad haircut. In the world of real football (Southeastern Conference)he would be a spot on someone's cleat.

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Chris — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:32:38 GMT

The irony in your piece is that Beckham's whole reason for coming here is to help with the soccer ignorance that most Americans exhibit and that you convey.

The soccer culture will take some time to be instilled in this country...sorry but most people that write articles like this JUST DON'T GET IT and never will! We can only imagine the sight of your physique! It seemed that you were quite fond of his physical attributes. Its ok to admit if you were attracted to Becks!!! Wow and to think that a Sports writer would not have the common sense to know the importance of someone who throwing for touchdowns (but doesnt necessary score the touchdown), Montana, Elway, Marino...gets assists for points in the NBA - Stockton, Magic or makes plays in the infield for MLB - Ozzie Smith, Jeter....Wow, are you sure you are in the right frame of work?...Like I said some people JUST DON'T GET IT!!!

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Sumit Roy, Chicago, IL — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:31:40 GMT

You are supposed to take an offbeat look at the world of sports, yet all you can do is supply us with the same drivel that the American sports media has been spewing out since MLS started in 1996.

How about you earn your paycheck and quit mailing it in by paraphrasing Jim Rome.

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LA — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:35:50 GMT

I'm on the same page as Rafael, bringing Beckham to America was a joke. America is already seen to the rest of the world as a country who has no history of football and never will have a future. Yes, Beckham has been at the top of his career for 10 years but for those past 10 years he's played more than 21 mins of the game. He sits on the sideline of most games with a smirk on his face because he knows he's getting paid MUCH more than the MLS players with talent. Donovan and Jones have just as much talent as Beckham but they're being shadowed by a sell-out now.
As for the publicity...he asked for it. He does more endorsements than any other footballer. His wife had a TV show about them coming to America, and when he comes to a LA game he has a "beckham cam" on him for the 70 mins he sitting on the bench. (you're telling me he didn't have any say-so in these decisions).
He's getting publicity that he doesn't deserve. If you're in the sport for the love of the game and not the publicity, you should be on the pitch for longer than 21 mins! Personally I wish he'd be sent home and if you must bring in a foreign player...bring one with talent and not one that has one skill on the pitch (bending penalty shots).

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Val Da Silva,Tampa,Florida — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:00:46 GMT

This Mike Celizic is the REAL snoozer.
He has no concept about the game and what it is sad that
this pseudo sports fan gets pay to write about a subject that he is pathetic ignorant.

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John B. Jacksonville Alabama — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:04:58 GMT

Totally agree with this piece. I'm part of the head-scratching crowd that tunes in to soccer once in a while to see what all the fuss is about. Between the players taking on "life-threatening" injuries and walking off to run around playing like normal, to the fans who scream and get all excited just because the ball gets NEAR the goal, I find it extremely hard to gain any interest by watching a guy bare his chest and run around for 21 minutes. I'm with the writer - call me when something happens.

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J Sledge, Montgomery, Alabama — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:27:42 GMT

Beck will make good players great players. His ability to deliver the ball makes him one of the best players in the game. He doesn't have to be the best scorer to be the best at what he does well (and have a impact on the game)

I only partially agree with Rafael from Denver. Sure, it would be nice to have scoring talent from overseas in MLS, but even better would be to have BOTH.

Imagine Beckam delivering a free kick to Ronaldinho or (your choice) Ronaldo, or any of the top tier strikers in the game.. OMG, how could Americans ignore the beauty in that dream?

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Peter Park, Congers, NY — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:50:46 GMT

I never liked Celizic or his editorials, but he's right about the kind of attention these "athletes" are getting. Minus the glib jabs he's taking, Celizic has a valid point about hype. If he'd turned that attack against the media instead of Beckham it would have made a nice piece. Gary Ricin, you're turning Celizic's attack on Beckham to an attack on the American sports fan. Your snobbish attitude and the use of the word "bloke" suggest you're European. Sit and spin Gary, sit and spin.

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marcelino, Mexico — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:57:23 GMT

It's true, Beckham sets up goals, and who is he going to set it up for??... Pavon?? come on, he's past his prime that was, well... hum, never?

It was a major PR campaign indeed, but the Galaxy honestly isn't going to go far or at least be fun to watch.Soccer is still too young in the States, it seems to have a promising future ahead... but not yet... not yet

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Daniel Paz, Arlington, VA — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:05:20 GMT

It is ludicrous to compare Beckham to Wie. Beckham is an icon for England in the most popular sport in the world. Perhaps you do not grasp the concept but I will explain it to you. Soccer is the sports international language as much as English is the world's lingua franca. That means that without speaking a common language you can meet an African, a Latin American, a European, an Arab, an Asian and play soccer. What does that have to do with Wie. She is in a small little galaxy away from this.
Soccer is the fastest growing sport in the US among kids. It is not far from taking its right place in the American sports scene.
I could feel it in the stadium last night. It is getting close. Nothing can compare to the passion you feel in a soccer field and a soccer stadium and many people who went to the stadium out of curiosity are starting to find out.
Further, DC United as well as other clubs have a nice core fan base, soccer style, that is fans that sing the whole game. That is also a sign that the passion is there, it just needs to get extended to other people.
It is great to have Beckham but wouldn't it be nice to have a couple of big stars per team. I would buy season tickets right away(right now I have a package to watch Cuauhtemoc Blanco, Barros Schelotto and Juan Pablo Angel.

I think fans just need the prospect of magic every Sunday to be won by the game. It is not the same as in the 70s. Now a good number of people, male and female, play the "beautiful game" and believe me, it does not compare to any other sport.

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seahawkdad, Lincoln VA — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:00:12 GMT

I tend to agree. Nice to have him here, but I hope we soon settle into looking for what he can contribute, not how well he shows his (as some of the women at RFK put it) "cute butt" and abs. I can't remember ever seeing a player have to put on his jersey on the sidelines, by the way.

And for those sports writers (not you) who keep writing that he is here to save the game in America, go away. It's doing just fine, thank you. It may still be a niche sport, but its one that fans can enjoy and is making enough money and attracting enough new investors to be around for the future.

Got to build the strong foundation.

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Andrew, St. Louis, MO — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:18:07 GMT

Mike Celzic = A polluter, a sabatouer. You know nothing about soccer(real football). You are not qualified to write about it, or david Beckham. YOU are not qualified to have an opinion and influence readers.

To address the person with the comment "he's not a world class player." Educate yourself! First, start by watching Beckham's stuff on Youtube, then eliminate bias. He's as world class as they get, not only for his skill and sense of professionalism, but for being a good person and ambassador of the sport. Now, STFU!

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Brian Shea, Hanover, PA — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 13:30:27 GMT

No, you won't convince anyone that soccer arrived because of Beckham's 21 minutes.

Soccer has already arrived. Sure, it doesn't meet the standards of those who will never give it approval, but there is a strong, growing league with increased investment interest, a growing level of play thanks to better imports and better developed American players, new stadiums, stronger revenue streams and higher awareness thanks to better TV coverage and a sports world more open to new things.

Just because you (and your goofy hat) say soccer hasn't arrived doesn't make it so. And those of us in on the ground floor can just laugh at your ignorance as you try to hold onto old beliefs that died away long ago.

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David Smite, Washington, DC — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:04:35 GMT

The commissioner of MLS, Beckham, his teammates, his coach and his wife have all stated emphatically that he's not coming to be the saviour of MLS. He's coming to help draw some attention to the game from some people who might not otherwise expose themself to the beautiful game. That's it.
It's YOU sir, and others in the media, who claim he's supposed to be the sport's savior. YOU set him up, so that YOU have the joy of knocking him off the perch that only YOU and the rest of your media colleagues put him on. Wow. Does that make you feel all tingley to be able to do that??
MLS is doing quite well actually. It was before Becks arrived. Four or five national TV deals. Several soccer specific stadiums up to maximize the capture of revenue stream at matches. Major advertising deals. Millions of revenue generated from player transfers. Investors with some of the deepest pockets in worldwide sports. Here in DC TV ratings are higher for United than for either the Wizards or the Caps. And maybe the Nats but I have to check on that this year. And viewership numbers are growing in virtually every other MLS market.

I'd say we're just fine with or without Beckham.
I have zero respect for you sir, and I hope other readers of this blog will join me in reminding you that you don't deserve your job. Objectivity is job one in journalism. Where'd yours go?

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Dawn in Chicago, IL — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:18:29 GMT

I'm appreciative that Beckham is here and is willing to give a shoulder to the U.S. effort. I would encourage the writer of this article, Mr. Celizic, to refrain from working against Beck's efforts, and give the guy a chance to lift America's spirits before dumping the cold water of a jealous greybeard media hack onto our guest from abroad. After seven years of headlines full of George Bush and the war in Iraq, Americans can certainly use an anti-depressant.

The sight of a talented and sexy footballer donning and doffing a soccer jersey on American soil, is pleasing on my female retina, and seems to stimulate this woman's visual cortex sufficiently that I'll be sure to watch Beckham again. A sight of Beckham's chest on an American soccer field works a helluva lot better than a bottle of Prozac!

As a third-generation German-American, I welcome the pitch from Europe, and look forward to an interesting MLS season that, without Beckham's presence, would likely otherwise go undetected on the U.S. media radar. My German grandfather, who came to Chicago in 1924 and used to play for SV 07 Elversberg in the Saar, and my grandmother's family, who started the club SC Hassel 1919 eV that fed into Gelsenkirchen, would certainly be cheering Beckham on, were they alive today.

I thank Mr. Beckham for coming to the States.

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John, charlotte N C — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:58:25 GMT

The MLS is just a retirement home for players (foreign)who have already past their prime. A thousand Beckhams will not make soccer a popular sport in the us. What's up with exposing his bare chest? It is simply a business relationship between Beckham and the club.

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Sacramento, CA — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:03:01 GMT

He IS coming off an injury.

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c.r. , tampa, fl — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:13:34 GMT

Why do dou attack soccer and its players when it is a worldwide game who brings millions of fans ? If it had all the media attention here in the States then it would become important for you...My son is 8 years old and loves , LOVES to play and watch soccer games.Let's begin a new era HERE bringing stars from other countries because we don't have them , yet.

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chuck switzer, nashville, tn — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:35:10 GMT

1. I love soccer, I've been watching it since the Bruce Murray and Steve Trittschuh day, and I think Mr. Celzic is right on. Good commentary. Accomplishment deserves notice. However, related to my second point, what is so great about putting a ball in a net? or hitting a ball over a fence? or knocking a ball into a hole? What is that so impressive to so many people? Even if Mr. Beckham does to some "great" things on the pitch, so what! Give Mother Teresa her due and accolades (because, to her credit, she never cared about anyone's accolated anyway), but, even if he eventually did do "amazing" things on the field, even then why does that merit a lead story in a newspaper?

2. I, for one, hope that soccer doesn't "make it big." It is absolutely idiotic that someone should make millions of dollars a year playing a game. Society's priorities are way off. I am perfectly content having no games on TV, no million dollar contracts, no $30 game tickets, and no David Beckhams. If you want to watch your local team, go see them in person. If it has to be broadcast, put is on public access or set up a web broadcast. Sorry to be an old kermudgen who idealistically dreams of a world with unskewed priorities, but I would much rather see all sports leagues--NBA, NHL, NFL, MLB, PGA--become less popular, less important to people, less rich, and less time consuming than see another sports league rise to their level. I like sports. I'm 33 and I still play on a soccer team. Diversion has its place - but that place isn't (or shouldn't be) at the top. I guess I'm just cynical that anything good comes from professional sports and a lot of good could come from people redirecting the energy, passion, and resources that they have for sport toward the betterment of society.

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Blaine, Sacramento, California — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 15:44:47 GMT

Beckham should get a few more games until he is judged but, I agree he does have a few valid points in the article. New Soccer/Football fans are going to be looking at what the fuss is about. And if all they see is the man taking off his shirt and taking some kicks they will not be impressed. You only get one chance to make a good impression, so hopefully he picks it back up to his A game jah?

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C VA BEach, VA — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 16:35:13 GMT

I am sorry, but Michelle Wie had to win at least something in her career, even if not pro, but what about Anna korniakova. What has she won on her own to deserve as much press as she has?

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Robert Polski , Dallas Tex — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 23:03:12 GMT

you are right about everything Gary......who the hell is Mike Celizic to talk about Beckham....he is just another ingnorant, close minded person that has never traveled around the world....

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PZ, South Bend, IN — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 23:47:17 GMT

I supposed you'd have ripped Jordon if he had gone to Italy at the hight of his career and had to miss a couple games 'cuz he was injured too.

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Johnny5Stars — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:23:08 GMT

My advice: Only write about games you have actually watched.

As a soccer (Football) fan, I was there at his debut against Chelsea and I watched his MLS debut on TV. If anyone deserves criticism, it's the press, who not surprisingly focus entirely on the spectacle of one of the world's most popular athletes and virtually ignore the details of the game. It's hard to blame the press for being star-struck. After all, Beckham is a major talent and a worldwide phenomenon due to his popularity. And his wife and her friends are pretty famous too.

As for Galaxy's loss, to anyone who actually WATCHED THE GAME it's obvious they need to play more cohesively as a team, and it was exciting to see how they finally started doing that when Beckham took the field.

Judging by the effect he's had so far when he's been on the pitch, it's reasonable to expect that he'll have a MAJOR positive impact on his team's play when he's 100% healthy. And isn't that what we should focus on most about any athlete?

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Michael, Auckland, NZ — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 19:55:29 GMT

Beckham's main objective was to lift the profile of the game and the MLS, and he has already been very successful at that. Even his remark about the artificial turf was spot on.

All athletes get injuries, so why are sportswriters complaining about his injury rather than all those on the baseball's DL or NFL's training camp mishaps? His past accomplishments speak for themselves. When he is fit, he is still THE potent set piece player that makes things happen. A true football fan will know what he is worth, and will be patient (and excited) to see him play.

Have a look at the English Premier League sometime to see a truly professional, very international and highly competitive sporting arena. The best in the world. That's where Beckham honed his craft, along with Spain's La Liga the last few years.

America's obsession with gridiron football and baseball is understandable, given the history, but as far as highly skilled and fit athletes...I don't think so.

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Matt Riggs, Monterey, CA — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:45:35 GMT

Yet another sports dinosaur spouting off about how a sport that is mainstream in this country will never be mainstream in this country. When will soccer be popular in the US? When guys like this guy are dead or no longer employed.

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Alex Smithson, V. Beach, Virginia — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:09:36 GMT

Rafael- That would be great if someone brought C. Ronaldo here, but he is at the top of his game right now and is just hitting his prime, so coming to MLS would merely stunt his growth as a professional. Unfortuantely, MLS is not yet at a level that they can attract YOUNG, exciting talents like C. Ronaldo. For now, we'll have to settle with Becks, but just wait until this generation of soccer loving people grows up, and we will be attracting names like C. Ronaldo to America.

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Rob, Alexandria, VA — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:50:42 GMT

Now let me get this straight, who's the one with insecurities again?

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SB Charlotte, NC — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 13:29:00 GMT

Great article. I absolutely agree with you. I don't know why they are making such a big deal about David Beckham anyway. The guy is not even a great soccer player. He can score on free kicks occasionally, he can also set up gaols with his crosses that's about all he can do. He can't dribble, he's not spectacular. To me he has always been an average player. Please people wake up, Beckham is not going to save American soccer. He's not a savior trust me, he'll be a big disappointment.

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Julius Richards, Raleigh, NC — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 19:57:13 GMT

Lar, Drogba is fromIvory Coast and not Ghana. Other than that, your ranking is good.

Phill, Denver - if you're so bored by soccer why even bother to go? Soccer is the world's most popular and most view sport with several hundred million all over the world. So bad it is not popular here, but then again, that is exactly the reason the MLS is trying to attract the likes of Beckham here.

Now, for snoozing. A 0-0 result in a soccer game can be by far better and more entertaining than one with a 5-5 scoreline.

We're used to games with high scores. That is why we count by two's and three's in basketball and 2, 3, or 6 in football. Soccer doesn't need scores to be exciting. Did you see the 1-0 game in which Germany beat the US in the the 2002 worldcup? It was by far better than most games with a 3-2 or 4-1 scoreline.

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mario — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:13:22 GMT

Am I the only who sees Beckham will not do anything to increase attraction to soccer? Why? This is America. Know your audience. Soccer goes out of style once you get past elementary school. That's just the cold hard truth.

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Derrick, St Johns — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:15:55 GMT

Thanks Lar, Fort Lauderdale, FL you made a simple but yet powerful point (however, Drogbs is Ivorien not Ghanian).

Beckham is not even in the top 10 list of players in the MLS. This just shows how foolish the MLS is or should I say crazy.

Beckham is there for the money (just like I would), However, if the MLS wanted to bring in old and retired soccer players to help the MLS they should have brougth in guys like Zidane. Or is it about looks not skills, hence Beckham. I WON"T BE SURPRISED IF PARIS HILTON DECIDES TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

This beckham thing exposes the problem with American sports, it's all about star/looks status not team work. THAT'S WHY YOUR BASKETBALL AND BASEBALL TEAMS HAVE FAILED WOEFULLY IN THE OLYMPICS AND OTHER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS RECENTLY.

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Charly Flynn, London, England — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:53:34 GMT

This article is nonsense. This writer used to write for The Times or The Daily Telegraph or something and he was a bit of a joke in England we all just though he knew little about sport in general. And rounded off things in an out-of-date very old-fashioned irrelevent views. With all due respect to American sport the fact that the guy is saying about making headlines for doing something worthwile is a joke. Beckham has won numerous Premier League trophies (the best league in the world) and a European trophy which is like winning your world series but harder because they don't just use teams from one country. I love American sport but a lot of your headlines go to scandals. The N.B.A. thing that's blown up today. The fact that Barry Bonds record is compromised through Asterix. Lance Armstrong. Did he take drugs? Didn't he? I mean your sport is filled with headlines for the wrong reasons. It isn't exaclty Beckhams' fault that he's injured you idiot man. He is still a great player not one of the worlds best anymore but still capable of competing with the best and he's not exactly going to risk his England future by sustaining a long-term injury just for playing Major Leugue Soccer. He is an international star and your country has decided to hyoe him to the max. That is not his fault. He is a good footballer and really just wants to get fit and playing. Do you not think he wants to make headlines for being great. Sir, I think your article is appaling and out-dated and your own insecurties show through by the fact that you spent half the article defending yourself not just purely standing by your point of view. Charly Flynn

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Brandon Campbell, Houston, Texas — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:34:42 GMT

Hey Mike...did you watch the Galaxy game tonight? I hope you weren't too tired from casting judgement, trying to compare a world class athlete to a teenage golfer (no offense to Wie). Say it with me Mike..."Beckam's first complete (and healthy) game results in a goal (and a win)"...by the way, I am calling...Beckham did something...are you awake or are you watching golf?

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Jeff, Los Angeles — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:40:52 GMT

Now that Beckham bends one in....

I wonder what you will come up with now Mike.

Actually I don't. I probably will never read your commentary again.

Good luck old man.

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Gary — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:42:03 GMT

It's notable that MLS teams seem to look and play a whole lot better when they are up against international teams, such as those from Mexico in the recent tournament.

I've played and been a fan of soccer for 40+ years, and I agree that the MLS is generally slower and less interesting than other countries' soccer leagues.

However, there is no law saying that the up and coming American soccer fans have to restrict themselves to watching the MLS.

Just for fun, go to Utube and search for "George Best," "Pele," "Great soccer goals," "soccer bloopers," "Thierry Nenri," Zinadine Ziane and "Roberto Carlos."

THIS is soccer and, whiole the MLS simply can not produce that level of skill right now, one day it will.

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bob dole — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:46:00 GMT

if you don't understand soccer, keep your comments to yourself including the author of this article who has no clue about the beauty of the game.

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Derek, Boston, MA — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:42:58 GMT

You, Open Mike guy, aren't even the Michelle Wie of sports journalism. What a waste of time this article was.

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Nick,Seattle, Washington — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:48:26 GMT

Oh my GOD....did you see Beckham's first goal from a free kick "bend it like Beckham" I rest my case...

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Hugh S. Smith, Little Rock, Arkansas — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:57:13 GMT

Tried calling after Becks performance in Wednesday evening win over DC United 2-0. No one home. Send my best to Ms. Wie.

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Mark C, Denver — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 18:13:35 GMT

He contributed to 2 goals in a win over DC United. Is that not enough? Are you not entertained?

I am American and an American Football fan, also a soccer fan. I've played both Soccer and Football. It is easier to throw a football to a spot (by the way a quarterback has a much wider window to throw to) than it is to put a soccer ball to a much smaller window of area. It is easier to run a football around and through defenders than it is to dribble a soccer ball through defenders so the skills required to be a top soccer player require more work and time to develop than the skills required to be top football player.

It's hard for americans to watch soccer because the majority of them have ADHD and the commercial breaks in other sports help alleviate the pain of watching something for more than 5 minutes without some sort of relief.

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Chris, NYC — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:01:44 GMT

This is the dumbest article I have ever read and you should be banned from sport for it. If your frustrated with coverage of celebrities your'e right, and so are we all. Your'e also right that Beckham did not do much in the 21 minutes he played during his recovery from injury. But you lost the plot!

The media coverage was about Beckham making his debut because he is a certifiable soccer star based on his past record - 3 world cups including advancing each time and scoring the goal that lifted England into the World Cup last time around, just finishing winning La Liga, multiple Premiership championships, etc.

Michelle Wie has won nothing. Just because both are celebrities with appeal outside of their sport does not make them comparable in athletic accomplishment.

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Pete Bixby, Dallas, Texas — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 21:26:03 GMT

You should print a retraction of this stupid article. Now that he has played just over 90 minutes he happens to have a goal and an assist plus a win. It's the weirdest thing that a guy who has played at the highest levels of soccer for over 10 years might actually take some time to recover from an injury. He is a winner. In your face.

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Steve, Portland, Ore — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 23:26:32 GMT

I suppose you should be eating your own words after Wednesday's performance in the Superliga match.

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Hugh S. Smith, Little Rock, Arkansas — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:42:56 GMT

I find it interesting, and somewhat ironic, that there are over 200 comments to this article dedicated to slamming Becks as a "snoozer." The response appears to DWARF the number of comments to any other recent article done by you, Mike.

Mike, you have finally done something useful. After standing on the sideline and stripping off your warm-up (sans jersey?), you came out and kicked AT the ball. Interestingly, your collossal "whiff" hit something other than hot air, it hit a nerve.

A very large nerve.

So large a nerve, in fact, while reading the responses I have never felt better about the future of MLS and soccer in the good ole' U.S. of A.

Congratulations. And thank you.

With Becks outstanding performance last night over DC United, coupled with the number of responses to your lame "snoozer" label, neither Becks nor your column should merit "snoozer" status any longer.

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MERSCP — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:48:33 GMT

Why is it that people who support 1 sport think all other sports are garbage made up of non-athletic people who could never play the "real"sport? Seems like everybody should just have a clue, maybe try some of the other sports (at a decently competative level) and then spout off. I have played many sports in my life and found them all to have certain aspects that set them apart from the others and make them all challenging. Have a clue people

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Brandon Campbell, Houston, Texas — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 18:22:06 GMT

Hey there Mike...just thought I would drop another line and ask if you watched the Galaxy game last night...I am sure you know Beckam assisted in three goals during their instant classic 5-4 loss to NY last night. There were 66,000 plus folks on hand to see the game. So let's have another re-cap...in two starts, the man you said will probably do nothing has a goal and four assists. Do you still think that is not an impact? I have to admit, gloating about being right is not my thing but I can't help but go back and read your article and laugh. I suggest you re-read it and remind yourself that you have no clue what you are talking about.

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Kim Perkins — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 21:41:33 GMT

Mike, I don't ever agree with you, but you got this one half right. Beckham is paid for his looks, not his scoring. Soccer fans know it but just won't admit it. But soccer is based on pretense anyway (note the fall downs whenever someone barely touches the pansies), so why admit to it, aye?

As for Michelle Wie, she is good but needs a new manager besides her dad. Tiger slumped too, remember? Also, Michelle has no contract, so she has absolutley zero to live up to except for the galactic expectations heaped upon her by non athletic sports writers like yourself.

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James, Beijing, China — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:42:02 GMT

Beckham proved you flat wrong, looked at what he did at Red Bulls game. Record crowd!!!, Record goals. Need I say more.

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placintia,ca — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:08:27 GMT

beckham is great so shutup!!

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James, London, UK. — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:56:31 GMT

Another insecure yank journalist bashing football.

If you don't like it don't watch it. We don't watch gridiron and baseball or comment on them.

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JD Slaughter, Salisbury, MD — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:11:20 GMT

Becks USED to be a great player, back in his YOUTH with Man U. He had pace, power, and excellent technical skills with his feet (Not to mention he was also an excellent finnisher). As he became older, all of this declined to the point to where he became a playmaker.

Was he worth the marketing price to bring to the MLS?

Maybe. The governing body of the MLS is gambeling the entire league on him.

I would prefer to see quality strikers joining the MLS for the ammount of money the league is putting up for beckham. Past MLS players such as the Bulgarian Hristo Stoichkov (Leading goal scorer of World Cup 1994 tied with Russian Oleg Solenko) and the more recent Columbian Juan Pablo Angel should be getting MUCH more advertisement, as their colorfull play and goal scoring flare are a treat for fans to watch, and watch again.